non-fiction

Overheard during bath-time tonight:



Evan (to Daddy): Is Santa real?
Will: Yes. He lives in the North Pole.
Evan: Oh. So I guess the books about Santa are non-fiction.

long pause.

Evan: Do you think Santa gets frustrated when he has to visit every kid in the world?
Will: Well, that is why Santa likes when kids are naughty. He doesn't need to visit those kids.